Movie night gifts, which is snacks and a blanket and no film

There is no film in any of these and no voucher for one either. What a movie night box actually is, once you strip the name off it, is things to eat off a lap and something to put over your legs, and that turns out to be exactly what the evening needs. The picking of what to watch is the one part I cannot help with. I pack every box myself here in Canada and write your message onto the card by hand before the lid goes on.

No film and no voucher. Things to eat off a lap and something for your legs. I pack every box by hand here in Canada.

Nine boxes for an evening that is not going anywhere, at $99 and $119, and eight of the nine come in two sizes.

Half of these are for two people. The other half are for one, and there is no shame in that.

The Celebration Spark Box, a gift box packed by hand in Canada
An example of the card, written in your words

Jules. Friday. You pick, I am not arguing again.

Love, Tam

The boxes I would send somebody who would rather stay in

None of these is sold as a movie night box. They are the ones with something to eat, something soft or both, which between them is the whole evening.

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Which one, then

Decide first whether this is a snack gift or a blanket gift, because the two halves of this page barely overlap. After that it is only whether one person or two are on the couch. The amount is a separate question, and how much to spend on a gift in Canada has its own page.

If it is about the eating

Three boxes from $99 to $119: the Celebration Spark Box, the Sweet Win Box and the Sweet Thoughts Box. The first is the one with savoury popcorn and a pair of glasses in it. The second is the sweet and salty one built to be shared out of one bowl. The third has caramel corn in it and makes no claim to be anything other than that, which is sometimes exactly right.

If it is about the couch

Three boxes from $99 to $119: the Warm Hug Box, the Cozy Comfort Box and the Premium Cozy Comfort Box. Something soft, something for cold feet and something warm to drink. The fullest of these is a knit throw rather than a fleece one and adds chocolates, which is the version to send if the evening is a proper occasion.

If there are two of them

Two boxes from $99 to $119: the Cozy Date Night Box and the Cozy Warm Start Box. Both of these have two of something in them, from $99. And if the evening is not a screen at all, One box from $99 to $119: the Boredom Buster Box.

Two sizes on a box, and where the bigger ones are

The boxes on this page run $99 and $119, and eight of the nine come in two sizes. The larger size of a box is everything in the smaller one and about two more things, picked the way the rest of it was picked. On this page the larger size means more to eat, or a heavier blanket. There is nothing in any size of these that plays anything.

Eight boxes on the site run a ladder of three sizes instead, and the luxury boxes at the top of it are the fullest things I pack. If you came here meaning to spend more than this page asks for, the links under this are the shortest way there.

The card is where the plan goes.

You type the message when you order, up to 280 characters, and I write it out in pen on a real card. A box of snacks is a nice thing. A box of snacks with Friday, your place, you pick written on the card is an invitation, and that is a considerably better gift.

If you are stuck, people write things like:

"Friday. You pick.""Do not wait for me.""No plans. On purpose."

If the box is decided and the card is the part you are stuck on, here are a few you can send as they are, or change at checkout.

  • As an invitation"Friday, your place. You pick and I will not argue about it this time."
  • For somebody far away"Same film, same night, different provinces. Press play at nine."
  • For a hard week"Cancel everything on Saturday. This is all you have to do."

The card, the tissue, the tape and the rest of what happens to a box before it leaves.

An example of the card, written in your words

Friday, your place. You pick and I will not argue about it this time.

Love, Tam

Other things they might be into

This page is a mood more than an interest, so one of these may describe the person better.

The blanket half of this has a whole shelf of its own with more boxes on it and nothing about a screen.

If the eating is the real point, the boards and the things to put on them are on the page for somebody who cares what they eat.

And if there is an animal asleep across both their legs the whole time, that has a page too, with the same blankets on it.

Questions people ask me

Is there a film, a voucher or a subscription in the box?

No. No disc, no code, no streaming credit and nothing tied to any particular thing to watch. I pack the eating and the sitting, not the programming. Each box has its own page, and that page says what is in it, so you can check that it really is what this one claims.

Is there popcorn?

In two of them, in different forms. One has savoury popcorn in it, and comes with a pair of glasses that are wasted on a couch and worth having anyway. One has caramel corn. The rest are chocolate, shortbread and the sweet and salty sort of thing, and the box pages say which is which.

Is this for one person or for two?

Both, and the page splits on it. Two of these have two of something in them and are sized for a couch with two people on it. The rest are for one, which is a perfectly good gift and the one I would send to somebody who lives alone and likes it that way.

Can I use it as an invitation rather than a present?

That is the best use of this shelf. Send the box, put the night in the card, and the gift becomes a plan rather than an object. It works across the country too: same evening, same film, two different couches.

What are the sizes and how does it get there?

The boxes run $99 and $119, and eight of the nine come in two sizes. The larger size of a box is everything in the smaller one and about two more things, picked the way the rest of it was picked. Shipping is free anywhere in Canada and a box is 1 to 7 days in transit. There is a field at checkout where you pick the delivery date you would prefer. All sales are final, so check the address before you order.

What a night in is actually made of

Strip the name off a movie night gift and there is nothing about a film in it. Nobody wants a disc, nobody needs a streaming credit, and the one decision that genuinely matters, what to watch, is the one thing a stranger packing a box in another province has no business touching.

What is left is the furniture of the evening. Something to eat that does not need a plate. Something over your legs. Something warm within reach so nobody has to pause it and go to the kitchen. That is the whole thing, and it is why the boxes on this page are filed under half a dozen other occasions in my catalogue: the evening was never really about the film.

Shipping is free anywhere in Canada and a box is 1 to 7 days in transit. If none of these is it, every box on the site is in one grid sorted by price.

While you are here

If you are not sure which box to send somebody who would rather stay in, tell me who it is for and roughly what you want to spend and I will tell you what I would pack. I read every message myself, at team@swipegifts.com.